What do you think about Marx?
Anonymous

Oh, him?

He’s in waaaay over his head…

Do you know if it is possible for you to swallow yourself whole? If so, thwn where does your body go to?
Anonymous

That’s a bit silly. How could I inhale myself?

KILL IT. KILL IT NOW!

KILL IT. KILL IT NOW!

This one time I had a dream where you had no limbs and I was rolling you around like a Katamari. Should I be worried?
Anonymous

Depends. Do you actually think I have limbs?

If yes, then yes. You should be. For your knowledge.

...what ARE you?
Anonymous

Kirby. Star warrior of Popstar! 

Nice to meet you! 

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck was Chuck Testa?
Anonymous

Wispy Woods.

Galactica knight is taking over the universe. what do you do?
Anonymous

Galactica knight better be ready!

You just swallowed Lawlor. What now?

I become BRONY KIRBY!

What special power would you get if you ate bread?
Anonymous

I would probably get the powers of bread eating.

Kirby, have you ever considered swallowing Celestia?

You mean that unicorn from Equestria? No. That planet looks peaceful. I don’t want to disturb it.

do you fap to ponies?
Anonymous

I have no genitalia.

how do your feet look when you dont wear shoes?
Anonymous

I don’t wear shoes. These are my feet.

hey kirby, what would happen, if you cloned yourself and eat your clone! which form would you become?
Anonymous

I would become kirby kirby.

I would then consume another kirby, and become kirby kirby kirby.

And eventually, I would become kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby 

and then get hit and lose my power.

are those shoes or are your feet just naturally red
Anonymous

These are my feet. Good sir.

what is your favourite hat/power
Anonymous