Anonymous asked: What do you think about Marx?
Oh, him?
He’s in waaaay over his head…
Anonymous asked: Do you know if it is possible for you to swallow yourself whole? If so, thwn where does your body go to?
That’s a bit silly. How could I inhale myself?
KILL IT. KILL IT NOW!
Anonymous asked: This one time I had a dream where you had no limbs and I was rolling you around like a Katamari. Should I be worried?
Depends. Do you actually think I have limbs?
If yes, then yes. You should be. For your knowledge.
Anonymous asked: ...what ARE you?
Kirby. Star warrior of Popstar!
Nice to meet you! 
Anonymous asked: How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck was Chuck Testa?
Wispy Woods.
Anonymous asked: Galactica knight is taking over the universe. what do you do?
Galactica knight better be ready!
lawlor94 asked: You just swallowed Lawlor. What now?
I become BRONY KIRBY!
Anonymous asked: What special power would you get if you ate bread?
I would probably get the powers of bread eating.
lawlor94 asked: Kirby, have you ever considered swallowing Celestia?
You mean that unicorn from Equestria? No. That planet looks peaceful. I don’t want to disturb it.
Anonymous asked: do you fap to ponies?
I have no genitalia.
Anonymous asked: how do your feet look when you dont wear shoes?
I don’t wear shoes. These are my feet.
Anonymous asked: hey kirby, what would happen, if you cloned yourself and eat your clone! which form would you become?
I would become kirby kirby.
I would then consume another kirby, and become kirby kirby kirby.
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and then get hit and lose my power.
Anonymous asked: are those shoes or are your feet just naturally red
These are my feet. Good sir.
Anonymous asked: what is your favourite hat/power