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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>I’m Kirby.</description><title>Hai!</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @askthewisekirby)</generator><link>http://askthewisekirby.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>What do you think about Marx?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Oh, him?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He’s in waaaay over his head…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askthewisekirby.tumblr.com/post/14876820120</link><guid>http://askthewisekirby.tumblr.com/post/14876820120</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2011 15:33:12 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Do you know if it is possible for you to swallow yourself whole? If so, thwn where does your body go to?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;That’s a bit silly. How could I inhale myself?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askthewisekirby.tumblr.com/post/11741236518</link><guid>http://askthewisekirby.tumblr.com/post/11741236518</guid><pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2011 15:45:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>KILL IT. KILL IT NOW!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt46itIFk21r4ssqto1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;KILL IT. KILL IT NOW!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askthewisekirby.tumblr.com/post/11487851764</link><guid>http://askthewisekirby.tumblr.com/post/11487851764</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2011 14:57:11 -0400</pubDate><category>Scarfy</category><category>Kirby</category></item><item><title>This one time I had a dream where you had no limbs and I was rolling you around like a Katamari. Should I be worried?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Depends. Do you actually think I have limbs?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If yes, then yes. You should be. For your knowledge.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askthewisekirby.tumblr.com/post/11487749824</link><guid>http://askthewisekirby.tumblr.com/post/11487749824</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2011 14:54:44 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>...what ARE you?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Kirby. Star warrior of Popstar! &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Nice to meet you! &lt;img src="http://i1130.photobucket.com/albums/m530/closo5/_000000000000.jpg" width="100" height="100"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askthewisekirby.tumblr.com/post/11487638992</link><guid>http://askthewisekirby.tumblr.com/post/11487638992</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2011 14:52:05 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck was Chuck Testa?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Wispy Woods.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askthewisekirby.tumblr.com/post/11487464278</link><guid>http://askthewisekirby.tumblr.com/post/11487464278</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2011 14:47:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Galactica knight is taking over the universe. what do you do?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://i1130.photobucket.com/albums/m530/closo5/yoyokirbymd5.gif" width="113" height="44"/&gt;Galactica knight better be ready!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askthewisekirby.tumblr.com/post/11487420080</link><guid>http://askthewisekirby.tumblr.com/post/11487420080</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2011 14:46:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>You just swallowed Lawlor. What now?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I become BRONY KIRBY!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://i1130.photobucket.com/albums/m530/closo5/60947-Kirbyartist-john_josecokirby_piepinkie_pie.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askthewisekirby.tumblr.com/post/11487128492</link><guid>http://askthewisekirby.tumblr.com/post/11487128492</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2011 14:39:49 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>What special power would you get if you ate bread?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I would probably get the powers of bread eating.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askthewisekirby.tumblr.com/post/11486700766</link><guid>http://askthewisekirby.tumblr.com/post/11486700766</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2011 14:29:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Bread</category><category>Kirby</category><category>Askkirby</category></item><item><title>Kirby, have you ever considered swallowing Celestia?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://i1130.photobucket.com/albums/m530/closo5/5056494_1.jpg"/&gt;You mean that unicorn from Equestria? No. That planet looks peaceful. I don’t want to disturb it.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askthewisekirby.tumblr.com/post/11486687095</link><guid>http://askthewisekirby.tumblr.com/post/11486687095</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2011 14:29:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Kirby</category><category>Askkirby</category><category>My little pony</category><category>Princess celestia</category></item><item><title>do you fap to ponies?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I have no genitalia.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askthewisekirby.tumblr.com/post/11473165852</link><guid>http://askthewisekirby.tumblr.com/post/11473165852</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2011 06:47:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Kirby</category><category>my little pony</category><category>askkirby</category></item><item><title>how do your feet look when you dont wear shoes?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I don’t wear shoes. These are my feet.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askthewisekirby.tumblr.com/post/11472741014</link><guid>http://askthewisekirby.tumblr.com/post/11472741014</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2011 06:13:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>hey kirby, what would happen, if you cloned yourself and eat your clone! which form would you become?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I would become kirby kirby.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I would then consume another kirby, and become kirby kirby kirby.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And eventually, I would become kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby kirby &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and then get hit and lose my power.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askthewisekirby.tumblr.com/post/11472673259</link><guid>http://askthewisekirby.tumblr.com/post/11472673259</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2011 06:08:45 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>are those shoes or are your feet just naturally red</title><description>&lt;p&gt;These are my feet. Good sir.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askthewisekirby.tumblr.com/post/11472533140</link><guid>http://askthewisekirby.tumblr.com/post/11472533140</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2011 05:59:05 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>what is your favourite hat/power</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://i1130.photobucket.com/albums/m530/closo5/yoyokirbymd5.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askthewisekirby.tumblr.com/post/11472496329</link><guid>http://askthewisekirby.tumblr.com/post/11472496329</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2011 05:56:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>are you jesus</title><description>&lt;p&gt;No, I am kirby.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askthewisekirby.tumblr.com/post/11472464268</link><guid>http://askthewisekirby.tumblr.com/post/11472464268</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2011 05:54:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Remember guys, show this to everyone who loves kirby! If you do, you are my</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Remember guys, show this to everyone who loves kirby! If you do, you are my&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt3pqjdUPb1r1duk1.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askthewisekirby.tumblr.com/post/11472350021</link><guid>http://askthewisekirby.tumblr.com/post/11472350021</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2011 05:45:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>gaminggamegames:

Kirby Mass Attack

What people don’t...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt2hy5PgbZ1qk98hbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gaminggamegames.tumblr.com/post/11441570170" target="_blank"&gt;gaminggamegames&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Kirby Mass Attack&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What people don’t know is, this adventure was 100% true. Unlike things such as “Meta knightmare”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But it happened 4824 years ago.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askthewisekirby.tumblr.com/post/11472160584</link><guid>http://askthewisekirby.tumblr.com/post/11472160584</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2011 05:31:37 -0400</pubDate><category>Kirby mass attack</category><category>Kirby</category><category>Askkirby</category></item><item><title>madmoiselley:

Kitty Kirby!

This is just silly. Why would I eat...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt2eep73ip1qze1vko1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://madmoiselley.tumblr.com/post/11439322881" target="_blank"&gt;madmoiselley&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Kitty Kirby!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is just silly. Why would I eat an inferior feline?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askthewisekirby.tumblr.com/post/11472146126</link><guid>http://askthewisekirby.tumblr.com/post/11472146126</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2011 05:30:32 -0400</pubDate><category>Kitten</category><category>Kirby</category><category>askkirby</category></item><item><title>neonmoose:

LOL, better puns!

…Silly humans and their...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt2p8nIkfA1qg5ld0o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://neonmoose.tumblr.com/post/11446978432" target="_blank"&gt;neonmoose&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;LOL, better puns!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;…Silly humans and their pathetic jokes…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askthewisekirby.tumblr.com/post/11472136618</link><guid>http://askthewisekirby.tumblr.com/post/11472136618</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2011 05:29:52 -0400</pubDate><category>King dedede</category><category>metaknight</category><category>kirby</category><category>askkirby</category></item></channel></rss>
