KILL IT. KILL IT NOW!

KILL IT. KILL IT NOW!

What special power would you get if you ate bread?
Anonymous

I would probably get the powers of bread eating.

Kirby, have you ever considered swallowing Celestia?

You mean that unicorn from Equestria? No. That planet looks peaceful. I don’t want to disturb it.

do you fap to ponies?
Anonymous

I have no genitalia.

gaminggamegames:

Kirby Mass Attack

What people don’t know is, this adventure was 100% true. Unlike things such as “Meta knightmare”
But it happened 4824 years ago.

gaminggamegames:

Kirby Mass Attack

What people don’t know is, this adventure was 100% true. Unlike things such as “Meta knightmare”

But it happened 4824 years ago.

madmoiselley:

Kitty Kirby!

This is just silly. Why would I eat an inferior feline?

madmoiselley:

Kitty Kirby!

This is just silly. Why would I eat an inferior feline?

neonmoose:

LOL, better puns!

…Silly humans and their pathetic jokes…

neonmoose:

LOL, better puns!

…Silly humans and their pathetic jokes…

is there a copy ability that makes you smarter? oh wise kirby
Anonymous

I seem to get quite brainy indeed when I turn into bubble kirby!

It is so, because I automatically learn about every ability, and can capture them.

Do you like mudkips?
Anonymous

At least the people I eat, they don’t feel anything…

what does meta knight look like under the mask?
Anonymous

Actually, I do not know.

Once, when we were swordfighting, I slashed it off. But I was too busying celebrating and dancing to notice his face!

what is the weirdest thing you have ever eaten
Anonymous

A gordo.

if i squeeze you do you squeak
Anonymous

If you squeeze me, you die. 

do you taste like marshmallows
Anonymous

I don’t know…

*Chomp*

I taste like chicken.

ow Great and wise kirby, whats it with you and tiff? -rrenierr

She was nice, but it was sad when I had to leave her 5000 years ago, return to popstar to save it from marx.